It’s just one more example of the Man screwing with you, Dude. Both Figuratively and Literally! We must abide!

Figure this one out. I was in my deluxe cube (window view) this morning minding my own business, drinking a cup of motivation and scanning Monster for a job. I was laying low ‘cause there has been a major re-org in the works and heads were flying. For the first time since I been here the Sr. VP of Human Resources pops on in to my cube and asks, “Do you got a second”? My first instinct was that I was probably getting the axe and wanted to reply, “Not right now, Lumbergh, I’m kinda busy. In fact, look, I’m gonna have to ask you to just go ahead and come back another time. I got a meeting with the Bobs in a couple of minutes. But I figured I might not actually be getting fired just yet so I quickly minimized Monster and said, “Sure, how I can help”. Turns out the man needed me to do his work for him. He was preparing for a presentation next week and instead of earning his huge salary he passed the buck on down. My question is this, what should I make him say?