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Here’s one for the CubePirates chronicles.
By GMikeG | August 15, 2007
Here’s one for the Cube Pirates chronicles. I’ve been in my new office with the deluxe window view of cube hallway for less than one week. Already The Man has devised a way to get me back into a cube. I’ve never had a day’s trouble with my computer, until yesterday. It was crunch time on the TPS reports; I was under pressure to redo the coversheet and my hard drive crashed. I called the help desk and waited over half an hour for the next available techie and no one picked up. So I left a voice message and went to TGIF for a cup of coffee.
Guess what, they couldn’t fix and are ordering me a new drive. Temporarily they’ve moved me to another cube to work on someone else’s computer.
And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Dan too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…
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