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The De-evolution of Man
By GMikeG | August 21, 2007
I have proof that living in a cube world is not natural progression in the evolution of man. It is actually a “de-evolutionary” step for mankind. We have become highly educated professionals. Our reward for going to college is supposed to be a cushy office job; one where others are not trying to eat you for dinner. Well not only do you have to fight for a better cube you have to steal all the tools to do your job. It’s called night time appropriations. You know what I’m talking about. You nee a better chair, a stapler that doesn’t jam, what ever, you wait until the man goes home. Tell everyone your working overtime on the new TPS reports. When the last rat leaves the ship, you go office shopping. We have gone back to our roots, like our ancestors we have become hunters and gatherers. You can have anything you want, but you better not take it from me.
You have to hunt for food in cube land. I’ve heard rumors that people are invited to all day meetings with “working” lunches by bosses who the nerve to entice them with a free lunch, as if a cheap lunch is worth more than our valuable time on this earth. What’s worse than a working lunch? Stealing the food from the meeting, without attending!
See http://www.gmikeg.com/ for details………..
Topics: Office Space |
I love how they put the sign up that says, “This food is for meeting participants only!” the day after you wrote this article.