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I assume O.J. is kicking himself for not killing everyone in the room, covering himself in their DNA, and going golfing. You have to stick with what works. What the Hell was he thinking?
- Scott Adams

Archive for August, 2007

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I had an idea like that once…

Saturday, August 11th, 2007

Is this good for the company…

Friday, August 10th, 2007

Now, I don’t exactly have a cube but it might as well be. So about a week ago we had a company meeting in which one of my co-workers was giving a presentation about improving the “positivity” in the workplace. Now, keep in mind he’s 22 and a complete turd. So he’s […]

PSA

Friday, August 10th, 2007

This is what happens when you sit in a cube day in and day out writing PERL code to integrate with an SNMP agent written in C:
Matt: hey whats the order of matress sizes
Matt: aren’t twins the smallest for some reason?
Matt: whats the difference between singles/doubles/fulls?
Matt: I’m freaking out
Matt: if they were going to do […]

Cube Escape

Wednesday, August 8th, 2007

Congrats to GMikeG who has managed to escape his window cube, with a move to an interior office. His office does have a window with a great view of a cube hallway.
GMikeG Responds:

Hold on Cube Pirate, not so fast. Nothing’s final until all of the mid-level mangers get their chance to fight for the […]

The Grim Reaper

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

Figure this one out. I was in my deluxe cube (window view) this morning minding my own business, drinking a cup of motivation and scanning Monster for a job. I was laying low ‘cause there has been a major re-org in the works and heads were flying. For the first time since I been here […]

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