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I assume O.J. is kicking himself for not killing everyone in the room, covering himself in their DNA, and going golfing. You have to stick with what works. What the Hell was he thinking?
- Scott Adams

Archive for October, 2007

Mission Accomplished

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

 
I declare the end of combat operations with the night cleaners. My garbage can has now remained where I left it for over 2 weeks.
For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, please read: Freedom of Choice

Home Depot Math Wizards

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

Several weeks ago I moved into a new apartment. The apartment was unfurnished so I headed down to Home Depot to pick up some shades for the bedroom windows.
Before heading to Home Depot, I carefully measured the width and depth of the window frame and wrote down the dimensions. The window was 29 […]

What are you, kidding me?

Monday, October 15th, 2007

I’m Pissed Off!
I am constantly amazed at how many new and creative ways companies find to rip you off! I’ve been a Cingular customer for years. First Cingular Wireless, was 60-percent owned by SBC. With the re-branding it was a little confusing, but the service was about the same. Now Cingular has merged with AT&T […]

Road Regulations in Cube Land

Monday, October 8th, 2007

I feel your pain Dude! We’ve all been there. The laws of common civilized behavior seem to erode in the Cube Jungle we know and love. However, is it a open and shut case of inconsiderate slobs simply trying to get from point a to point b in the shortest most […]

Public Service Announcement

Friday, October 5th, 2007

I just got up to get some water and almost walked right into a woman of somewhat generous proportions. This brings me to today’s rant.
An open letter to my fellow cube farm dwellers:
Here in the United States, when driving on our roadways we keep to the right. I think it is an unwritten […]

Freedom of Choice

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

For weeks now, Cube Pirate has been engaged in an utterly meaningless tug of war with the night cleaning crew.  When they come to empty his trash bin, they place it in a different location than where he likes to keep it.  In his cubicle-induced neurosis, Cube Pirate takes this personally.  Convinced they are trying […]

What’s Shabbos?

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don’t roll on Shabbos!