Archive for December, 2007
Attack of the Killer Snow Plow
Thursday, December 20th, 2007What are you, Freak’n kidding me!
It was me or the Plow, one of us was going down. I could tell by the sleep deprived glaze in the plow driver’s eyes that he was intent on burying me alive in a ten foot wave of snow. As with all life or death situations time slows down. […]
‘Tis the Season
Wednesday, December 12th, 2007Cube Pirate: did i tell you about the christmas tree here?
The Dude: nope
The Dude: is it covered in flair?
Cube Pirate: ugh, the girls in my dept. bought a 2 ft christmas tree and put it on top of one of the filing cabinets
Cube Pirate: and i refused to make an ornament, so one of them […]
BAM, Jersey.
Thursday, December 6th, 2007The Dude has feared being sent to Jersey to support another division of his employer for months now, and it appears it is finally happening. Jersey. For a week. Ugh.
The Dude: Im working 11 hour days to get done in time for next week
The Dude: and suddenly the technical director for the entire program […]
Back to reality.
Wednesday, December 5th, 2007Cube Pirate on his recent return from a cruise:
Cube Pirate: staaaaarving
Cube Pirate: damn 24/7 food access
Cube Pirate: one night i had double escargot, a fillet mignion, and duck
Cube Pirate: with a caesar salad inbetween
Cube Pirate: and a brownie sunday and irish coffee after
The Dude: what did you have last night
Cube Pirate: doritos and a can […]