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Biography
By CubePirates | February 29, 2008
While creating a proposal for a small client, I asked one of my business partners to provide a biography. I received the following…
Him: He is known for being shady, sly and cunning, and will find a way to take your money and make you feel good about it
Him: with 12 years experience as a scumbag
Him: including a history of money laundering
Him: he brings with him the confidence that he will make you his bitch
After yelling at him to give me a real bio, I received this…
Him: He has no actual training or formal education in marketing at all. Working for the ghetto company he does, he was able to wiggle his way into getting his own office and a position as director of marketing through intimidation and veiled allegories that seemed to confuse, if not threaten his high school educated, mafioso bosses.
Him: His degree is actually in recording engineering with has nothing to do with marketing
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