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I assume O.J. is kicking himself for not killing everyone in the room, covering himself in their DNA, and going golfing. You have to stick with what works. What the Hell was he thinking?
- Scott Adams

Office Space

Free Lunch Redux

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Okay, you may have read about my transgression yesterday and stealing a free lunch from the man.  Now the man has taken the insult one step further, he has posted a sign stating “Lunch for meeting participants only”.  I say, sign, sign everywhere a sign. What gives you the right to exclude your colleagues from […]

The De-evolution of Man

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

I have proof that living in a cube world is not natural progression in the evolution of man.  It is actually a “de-evolutionary” step for mankind.   We have become highly educated professionals.  Our reward for going to college is supposed to be a cushy office job; one where others are not trying to eat you […]

I had an idea like that once…

Saturday, August 11th, 2007

Exhausted.

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

It was announced today that Dave Chappelle was hospitalized briefly over the weekend for exhaustion:
 http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/18/people.chappelle.ap/index.html
 I have a few problems with this story.  First, I don’t entirely understand the concept of being hospitalized for exhaustion.  Just go to sleep.  I’ve been exhausted, usually at the worst it makes me start to nod off at inconvenient times.  […]

space out.

Friday, July 6th, 2007

Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

memo.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she’s filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I’m collating so I don’t see why I should have […]