Comments for Cube Pirates

Comment on Cell Phone Rip Off or LDI my ass! by David Silverlight

David Silverlight — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:39:15 +0000

That story was hilarious! I was just searching to find a way to turn the red dot white again and this story really cracked me up!

Comment on Freedom of Choice by rob

rob — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:15:09 +0000

I feel your pain. They seem to place my garbage can in the most asinine places. I always seemed to think it wasn’t hard to return something to the same spot literally 5 seconds after removing it… (Unless the night crew is a bunch of lung-having mutant goldfish… which would be kind of scary)

Comment on Poly-what? by CubePirates

CubePirates — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 17:03:44 +0000

NERD ALERT.

Comment on Poly-what? by Walter Sobchak

Walter Sobchak — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:21:08 +0000

Polymorphism is a programming language feature that allows values of different data types to be handled using a uniform interface, duh. This is one of the first questions asked when interviewing for any OO job.

Comment on Home Depot Math Wizards by The Dude

The Dude — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:29:56 +0000

I work at Home Depot so I’m really getting a kick out of these replies.

/replies?

Comment on What’s Shabbos? by Walter Sobchak

Walter Sobchak — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 02:14:39 +0000

What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!

Comment on What’s Shabbos? by CubePirates

CubePirates — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 00:00:55 +0000

You’re Polish Catholic Walter.

Comment on Interviewing for your own job by CubePirates

CubePirates — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:14:30 +0000

That’s not right Michael.

Comment on Musical Cubes by savvysista

savvysista — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 14:41:16 +0000

My cube neighbor is moving a used cube down the hall. I’m overwhelmed with emotion because she’s going to someone’s cube who was let go last month. We chitchatted about her moving, taking her dusty bric-a-brac, and saying “well, at least we still have our jobs.” I return to my ergonomically-set cube chair, footrest, keyboard rest, and mouse rest, although I’m still uncomfortable. I listen intently to the opening and closing of drawers, to the rustling of papers wtih useless notes, whiteboards to be used impressively with the boss, and magazines that will never be read loading onto the cart that used to serve beverages to the birthday bunch. The noises get further apart, like popcorn ready to be snatched from the microwave and as I ready myself to see what she’s left, the noises never seem to end! But what will she leave behind I ponder. Did she have a better stapler than me? Could I use more useless paperclips in this paperless world? “Oh stop it” I say to myself. What the hell could you possibly pirate that you don’t already have or get from the stockroom. Oh, wait, silence! Will she be back? She I go look yet? What if I get caught? I guess the fun of being a pirate is the game…

Comment on Musical Cubes by gmikeg

gmikeg — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 13:35:51 +0000

I guess somethings are just not funny.
If its our turn next, I guess thats just the way its got to be.
Enjoy the weekend and I’ll see you on Tuesday.
Later Cube Pirate, we must abide.